My Fabulous Rack

If you have a fabulous, poorly supported rack, nobody cares if you can't dance.  This video proves the point.

UPDATE 9/11: In fairness to Ms. Nova and her fabulous rack, here is a video that I find more entertaining.

Do you lack an original sense of humor?  It doesn't matter as long as you have a fabulous rack.  Here's a YouTube video with over 5 million views:

Do you find this funny?  I don't think it's at all funny, but I guess Lisa Nova's fabulous rack is the key to her YouTube success.  Or maybe it just says something about the primary users of YouTube.

Once apon a lazy Sunday afternoon five or so years ago, I watched a marathon of the Canadian high school soap opera Degrassi: The Next Generation. I saw Degrassi Junior High in the early 90s, and I wasn't expecting much from this updated version.  It probably had something to do with all the characters in the original show having annoying nicknames, like "Wheels."

For some reason I still can't identify, I like the newer show--even though I'm over 30.  It feels like a guilty pleasure.  The cast is likable, and the show doesn't take itself too seriously.  While watching a re-run episode recently, I started reading about the show and looking at current photos of the actors.  I hadn't seen any of the episodes newer than around 2004, and I was rather shocked at the real life swan story of cast member Miriam McDonald, who plays good girl Emma.  It turns out that she's gone from looking like this:

Age 14

. . . to looking like this:

Circa age 20

She's become a full blown hottie!

Guys, you know you love her perky, barely-legal rack.  Fortunately for you, it's on display for you to ogle.  Read on.

I also learned from Imdb that Miriam is the main actor in the newest installment of the soft core Poison Ivy franchise of movies, which made its debute on Lifetime in July 2008 and came out on disk in January 2009.  If you have a brother who was a teenager in the 90s, you might have caught him abusing himself to one of the previous three Poison Ivy movies.  They all revolve around barely legal girls seducing middle aged men, and they all feature nudity involving extremely attractive young women early in their acting careers.  The first has Drew Barrymore; the second, Alyssa Milano; the third, Jaime Pressly.

Miriam is now one of the newest young actresses to bare her fabulous rack in order to try to escape the child star stigma.  Drew was the girl from E.T., and Alyssa was the girl from Who's the Boss.  Jaime was a teen model.  Miriam is Emma from Degrassi.  The DVD/BR version features Miriam in her first topless scene.

I shared this information with my younger brother, and he decided that he should be producing late night skin flicks instead of trying to meet gorgeous women the old fashioned way.  I wished him the best of luck with that.