Posts Tagged ‘Dilbert’

Erin knows how to get a promotion.

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Erin Brockovich knows what management likes.Like anyone over 20 who has ever worked in an office, I'm a fan of Dilbert.  Author Scott Adams postulates in The Dilbert Principle that your actions are not the primary determinant when it comes to getting a job promotion.  Although it has been seven years since I read the book, I still recall how Scott ranks the top four factors (starting with the most important) for successfully climbing the corporate ladder:

  1. Who you know.
  2. Where you went to school.
  3. Your clothes.
  4. What you actually do.

I'm inclined to agree.  However, Scott is a man.  If you are a woman, the Erin Brockovich approach is also gauranteed to enhance your upward mobility.  Ladies, you know it's true, unpleasant as it may be.  I say, flaunt it if you've got it!  The glass ceiling isn't going to break itself.

Of course, one could argue that Erin is following rule #3, but the affect would not be nearly as potent without the power of a fabulous rack.  You are in its power.